In response to Emily’s 1000 Reasons to Be Emo, I figure I should come up with a 1000 (or so) reasons to not be emo. Despite the fact that I have emo leaning tendencies….Anyhoot, I probably won’t get to 1000. Here’s Installment 1.
1. Because my parents buy me ice cream when i’m stressed. 2. Because Hillary checks her email as often as I do. 3. Because the feeling’s mutual. 4. Because the rain means I don’t have to feel guilty about not having the time to ride my horse. 5. Because in 3 days finals will be over. 6. Because online comics are amazing. 7. Because the Animaniacs Presidents song is on Youtube. 8. Because my dog doesn’t smell like a skunk right now. 9. Because ProActive works. 10. Because Everything Is Alright. 11. Because Flight of the Concords is on my iPod. 12. Because I’m done with my commonplace book a few days early. 13. Because people do read my blog. 14. Because I don’t know any 216 digit numbers. 15. Because some teachers grade on a curve. 16. Because I have 5 books sitting in my room waiting to be read. 17. Because I don’t have a job and that’s okay. 18. Because I no longer have braces. 19. Because I am in bed by 11 pm every night. 20. Because it’s usually more like 10:15. 21. Because my cell phone rings occasionally, and occasionally it’s someone I want to talk to. 22. Because I’m not dying a slow painful death. 23. Because I haven’t been to the gym in months. 24. Because one day I’ll get out of high school. 25. Because I no longer enjoy listening to screamo. 26. Because I have friends who I think like me. 27. Because AOL has hilarious headlines. 28. Because I can make up words. 29. Because red just isn’t a good look for wrists. 30. Because I don’t look good in skinny jeans.
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