Not “high energy” enough.
I had the temerity to explore my elective options.
I am not a boy.
Nope, not because of the actual problems I had last year, but because I’m not “high energy” enough. I’m going to have to work on this whole anger management thing before I start letting out my energy in less than appropriate ways. But I’m not bitter, no, not bitter at all.
But a less “appropriate” outlet would certainly show certain “higher powers” that they had severely misjudged your energy level.
Not high energy enough? Someone’s on crack. She just doesn’t appreciate the amazingness of dry humor.